Thoughts Like This Keep Me Sane In Life

Thought Number 1:
on my way to go get my friend a pizza, another friend an I were complaining about having to walk
so we said "What if life was like GTA? *Grand Theft Auto*"
for those who haven't played the game it is a game where you can steal cars, kill people,
and well life a life of a criminal without the full on punishment. In my case we were talking about the
well Grand Theft Auto part of the game. Talking about what cars we'd steal if we had that kind of
diplomatic immunity. My friend also mentioned that if we are in the game then there are cheats
such as not getting any "stars" or if we do we'd have the money for the "Pay and Spray" to paint the color of the
car so the police wouldn't recognize you. Also in the game you never die. if you get laid you get health!
if your about to die just find your self a girl and your better! lolz haha just kidding

Thought Number 2:
on our way to go get the pizza a friend and I went to the smoke shop located right next store to
see what kind of  sheesha *the stuff you put in the bowl for a Hookah.* they had and they had
a Coca Cola flavor... HOW DOPE IS THAT!? So immediately we said oh we buying it this weekend.
But then the thought that it might not be as good as we expect  had came up, at that point I say
"Why not but like club soda in the vase part so maybe the air will be some what fizzy or something
the it would really be like Coca Cola!" haha I was half joking but half serious thinking about the what if possibility. When I talked to the employee at the smoke shop he got a kick out of it and said "I doubt it'll work but why not try it out" I kind of doubt it'll work...

Thought Number 3:
I had a thought that I'd like to be a tram driver once in my life just to try it out
I'd just sit there and talk to people just cause I can and it'll be MY TRAM!
so they can't leave till I say so or stop haha
then a good friend of mine brought up why not be the person that talks for the
Jungle Cruise for Disney Land. I would really enjoy that being able to talk to people
This thought is a lot more funnier in person trust me if your reading this but well you weren't
there deal with it! I'm kidding I'm sure it'll come up again soon hopefully you'll be there :)
I personally think I'd have a blast :)

-Tako-